I Just Don't Get It.

I've been told that I let little things ruin everything for me. I don't see it that way. I just don't see how these little things can be ignored by the general public.

1. Juno - "swear to blog", this one line made me want to rape my own brain for allowing my hand to access my wallet and remove my debit card so I could withstand 2 hours of shit. I don't know where to begin with this steaming pile of cinematic trash. I really wanted this movie to start a trend where it's cool to get all babied up and drop it off with some yuppie lady whose never was musician husband bounced out on her because he secretly has some pedo tendencies and likes to cuddle with smart mouthed high school girls who wear scarves year round. I think he really left because she had small plates for ears. Look at Jennifer Gardner and tell me you don't want to shove a feather in her nose and push her off a building.

2. Samuel L Jackson - I fucking hate this guy. He talks in rhythm. Watch any movie with this no talent hack. He's famous because he has no artistic integrity and will pick up whatever gets thrown at him. He's getting all the screen time he can get. He knows it's just a matter of time before the rest of the world catches on to whats going on. We get it. You yell "Mother Fucker" and people cheer. People cheered when Gallagher smashed fruit too. Just saying.
Too bad it won't happen before he puts BAMF on a fucking light saber. God I hate him. I hate him like I hate people who go to Bonneroo.
I'm really hoping the movie Soul Men is cursed. Isaac Hayes - Dead. Bernie Mac - dead. *** Fingers Crossed ***

There's a ton more. I could go on for days. As for now I'm going to attempt to stomach Pulp Fiction. Cole said it's awesome and I should give it a chance. I'm going to try. Chances are as soon as I hear Mr. Hackson (see what I did there?) I will throw up in my mouth and have to run to the bathroom. By then I will have missed enough of the plot to not care anymore. I will turn it off and go watch old Simpson's episodes.