Monday, July 4, 2011

Whip it Up!

When I see a tweaker buying Redi Whip I chuckle to myself because I'm pretty sure I know what he's REALLY going to do with it. When I see a fat girl buying Redi Whip I laugh out loud because I know what she's REALLY going to do with it.

This makes me feel awesome.

I want to be a writer. Correction, a published writer. That sounds super pretentious. I've been working on a book for a while now and in between episodes of writers block I have been doing music reviews for Skye Magazine here in Bowling Green. It's awesome. There is something about seeing my name in print next to something I worked on that makes me feel like I'm making the right moves to get to where I want to be.


I reviewed Touche Amore's new album "I'm Parting the Seas Between Brightness and Me". This album is soooo good. I can't recommend it enough. You can read my review at My review is on page 44. These guys all work really hard to make this happen every month. Please take the time to check it out.

I don't celebrate nothing with Jew in it.

I only left the house to do laundry and buy the new season of Squidbillies. That left me plenty of time to mix and edit the new episode of Laser Brain.


As you can tell from the picture my laptop has seen better days. We will be working on a kickstarter campaign to get the show (and me) a new one.

I have been doing some reading on what I could do to maybe brighten my mood and I've come across a few things. I will definitely be hitting the gym a little harder than I have been. I'm going to stop eatting fast food. I'm going to start saving money. To track my progress I'm going to try to post a picture a day. Maybe I will start seeing results sooner if I know I have to post and own what's going on with me everyday.


Sweet Cave In shirt I got when I saw them at Krazy Fest. Sweet beard I am in no rush to cut. Sweet balding. Sweet three day stache.

I;m going to sit in the tub now and work on finishing The Strain bu Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan. The sooner I finish this one the sooner I can get started on Men, Women, and Children by Chuck Kultgen. If you haven't read The Average American Male or The Lie, you're fucking up real bad.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

I'm not making a face. That's just my face.

I look like this about 100% of the time.


That's me on the left. That's Doughboy front and center. This picture was taken at his wedding a few months ago.

Action Figures. Not Dolls.

Want to see some of the new figures I scored latly?

Today Was A Good Day

The God I love to hate has been spewing all things awful right into my mouth hole. To combat his endless attacks on my psyche, I decided to make a few adjustments to my living quarters.

I bought curtains y'all! Now my room can be a little closer to being as dark as I feel on the inside. I moved the continuity plagued Lego Star Wars poster the other side of the room. I plan on putting some new prints where the poster used to be.


I hung up these bad boys in the bathroom. Now I can get my Force on while I get my wash down. I can't make the artist's name because I do not know how to read cursive. Shut up. Here's a link to their Etsy profile



I convinced my Dad to let me have this awesome picture of my Grandfather and Uncles. Never playing Hockey is my only regret in life.


I also made a few minor adjustments to the living room. Maximum Poo Piss Coffee Table Hangout, ENGAGE!


The changes are small but I feel a big time difference in the cozy level of The Fuzzy Pat Poo Palace.